Question

Напишите короткую смешную историю на английском языке! Только не из интернета!!!

Answer 1

Two men took their seats in a bus.They didn't know each other,but they began to talk.
-Are you going to Sam Dale's lecture today?-asked the first.
-Yes.-answered the other.
-Don't go.I've heard that Sam Dale is a bad speaker.
-I must go.
-Why?
-Because I am Sam Dale.