Предмет: Английский язык,
автор: Liza8Klass
Нужно два анекдота на английском языке! не пошлых, на урок надо
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Автор ответа:
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A popular joke tells how Elvis himself entered one of the big look-alike competition... and came third
Lisonka0801:
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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Анектод нашла в вк в группе по изучению англ яза так как я скопировала немного съехало
а еще что-нибудь? я просто думаю, что это не очень понравится учительнице английского
ну ладно, огромное спасибо)
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.
Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away.
"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse.
"Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language.
Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away.
"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse.
"Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language.
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
спасибо)
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