Предмет: Русский язык, автор: hip2007hopffff

Ребят помогите придумать шутки и именно придумать а не взять с инета .
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Автор ответа: ДИМка751

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идёт заяц и плачет а навстречу ему звери что плачешь у меня жена умерла а кто у тебя жена Слониха
хахаха типо заяц и слониха
смейтесь а мне ещё могилу копать

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