Предмет: Другие предметы, автор: roza1795

Диолог врачей и процентым

roza1795: Спасибо

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Автор ответа: NS0710

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Диалог врача и пациента.
Пациент:
-Доктор,у меня всё болит и болит!Никакие лекарства не помогают!
Врач:
-Ну,что же вы хотите,возраст,возраст...Это всё у вас от возраста болит!
Пациент:
-Да какой там мой возраст!Мне вчера только девяносто стукнуло!Даже ещё ста лет нету!
Врач:
-Вот и я говорю,возраст!Сейчас вам выпишу что-нибудь от возраста,быстро до ста лет доживёте!
Пациент:
-Пожалуйста,выпишите!Так хочется побыстрее до ста лет дожить,посмотреть,что там будет!
Врач:
-Ну если доживёте,то мы вам памятник тогда поставим!Нет.нет,это я шучу!Памятник вам дети поставят.Дай Бог,мне хотя бы до восьмидесяти дожить!
А вам желаю всего наилучшего!Пейте лекарства,хуже не будет!

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