Предмет: Литература, автор: чёрная100

ПОМОГИТЕ СОСТАВИТЬ СОЧИНЕНИЕ НА ТЕМУ В,БЕРЕСТОВ КИСТОЧКА ! ПРИДУМАТЬ ИСТОРИЮ КОТОРАЯ МОГЛА БЫ СЛУЧИТЬСЯ С УЧЕБНЫМИ ПРИНАДЛЕЖНОСТЯМИ !!!! СРОЧНО! ПОМОГИТЕ!

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