Предмет: Другие предметы, автор: МашенькаM

Придумайте шутку про лису.

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Автор ответа: Аноним
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Если ты пойдешь в леса -
Тебе встретится лиса.
Это очень хитрый зверь,
Всех обманет, уж поверь.
Она съела колобка,
Обхитрит уж и тебя.
Из лисы захочешь мех -
вряд ли ждет тебя успех
От тебя лиса уйдет,
Лишь хвостом тебе махнет.
Так и в жизни есть лисицы-
Очень хитрые девицы.
Хоть они и без хвоста,
Но разденут догола!

МашенькаM: это просто стих((( а надо смешное
Аноним: это стих с юмором
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