Write a funny story in your life. Помогите пожалуйста написать смешную историю на английском языке.
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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”
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Today I walked on the street and met a friend, and we went to her house and drank tea after she went to the store for chips and cola and at that time I wanted to use the toilet, for a long time I could not find a toilet for her because she had a big house. After I found the toilet and went there after my business, I went out and saw a friend who came from the store holding chips and a bottle of cola. She looked at me there and was surprised then looked down, but I did not understand what was happening and after that my friend pointed a finger at my pants and there a piece of toilet paper got stuck and after this story we all laughed funny.