Question

Ребят помогите пожалуйста.Мне нужна шутка на английском языке,чтобы разыграть как Ералаш,пожалуйста помогите.Даю 20 балов,прошу вас)Шутка большая,не маленькая

Answer 1

The boy is worn on the street. Then came the mother, and asked:
- Where are you going?
- On the street to play hockey.
Mom yells dad in the other room:
"I hear you, father! Your son to play hockey!
Here comes dad with kettlebells and asks:
- Where are you on the hockey without a stick?
Yes Grisha's all there!
- No without a stick cannot. I give you your stick which I scored forty-four washers!
And pulls out a stick.
- Where are you without skates?
- I don't need skates!
- Without skates won't let go!
And gives skates. The boy said:
I only to the second period of time!
So you seriously? Then hold and protection!
Yeah I don't need protection!
- How not? Protection is the Foundation of hockey!
And puts him protection and gives the puck.
Well the boy got dressed and started down to the 4th floor to Grisha. Well, here they play hockey in front of the TV cons